He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
i dont even know how to be here
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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