My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
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we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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