I love black thongs
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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