i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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