theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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