well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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