i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
