I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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