nut hugger
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
the raccoons are back...
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