that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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