there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
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It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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