talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
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