Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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