I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
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So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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