ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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