Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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