Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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