Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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