normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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