I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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