We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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