I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i need an iv and a liver transplant
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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