It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
bring money and cleavage
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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