is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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