Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I'm sobbing to NWA
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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