i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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