I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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