You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Your tits are I can't wait for
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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