Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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