Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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