This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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