in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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