just survived the first fart of the relationship.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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