yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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