i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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