this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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