my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
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I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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