Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Randomize
