we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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