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he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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