Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Randomize
