You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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