I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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