Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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