just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I have demons in me.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
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