do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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