i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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