This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Just puked most of my soul out..
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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