The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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