Dual....:-)
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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