She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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