you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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