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say what?
wanna hang out?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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